The Teals go to Canada Part 2
The Teals go to Canada Part 2
I am so freaking tired of those self check in kiosks. If you add it up the airlines dropped their payroll by 50% because you do your own check in. However, the airline tickets haven’t dropped by much. Also I prefer to speak to a human I don’t want to self check. Anyhow we get to the airport with 2 and ½ hours till check in and the stupid Kiosk won’t let me check Tuesday in because she doesn’t have a passport. Well how do you explain to a kiosk that if they look online they will see that you don’t need a passport if you are 15 or younger and you are with both parents? So I turn around to the one service agent and I explain that we can’t check in.
“Where is the other passport?” she says.
“Tuesday is 15.”I said.
“She needs a Passport”, She said.
“No, She doesn’t we looked on line and the boarder crossing website says that you don’t need a passport…”I replied.
“I don’t care what the website said”, just than her eyes bulged out of her head and she grew 15 feet and had hooves and horns, and a giant pitch fork.
“United Airlines does not send any one out of the country with out a pass port. HA Ha HA ha.” She said in a voice that sounded like Linda Blair in the exorcist.
“She will have to get a passport before she gets on the plain”
“We can just stay home.” DeAnn says.
Just than I looked at Tuesday and she mouthed the words “I looked” while she was crying. I knew that Tuesday was right she is not a moron.
So I instantly put on my shield of light and picked up three small stones and grabbed my sling, and let the barrage of verbal stones fly.
“What the %^&* the federal government says its ok but United is not going to comply?”
“I am sorry sir? But it is Policy”
“Screw your policy; we have to get on this plane in 2 hours.”
“She will not be getting on the plane sir”
“Yes she will, we are …”
“No, Sir you will have to…”
“NO, SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?”
Just than she caved and said follow me, I though she was going to take me to Airport jail but I was ready. She walked us over to one of her Demonic cohorts and the fight started over, again. About 40 min. later the second troll discovered that Tuesday was right, and wrote a not for all of the other gates so we wouldn’t have a problem the rest of the flight.
At the end of the experience the Troll turned in to this beautiful princess that needed some hair color so I gave her a card with a free color attached and a hug from the Ryan the Giant Slayer.
Ryan Teal
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Soon to be TEAL
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